Just quit my shitty job with a haiku.
I know everyone is tired of seeing the ice bucket challenge, but my eight year old neighbor challenged me so I had to do it.
Yeah, bitch! Let’s cook @glassofwhiskey #MobileMethLab ps. It’s up for auction
Day late Father’s Day ride with the olds man
Finally had an excuse to dress nice! #JobInterview
Fuck you #GoogleMaps. Your bike directions suck (at middle of fucking nowhere dirt road)
Red Cross Reminder
Advertising cleaning products to young, single men.
If fashion week were to cross the East River for Brooklyn
Jim Dillon – Can't Hardly Wait (40 plays)
A piano arrangement of The Replacements’ song “Can’t Hardly Wait” I took some creative liberties with.
Ben and I plot our own demises
Holy shit the postal service fucking killed it. #feelings #nofilter